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 Spider fish and the boat crash! Once upon a time there was an old wacky hairy sailor who got stuck in an upside down boat in the middle of the sea, he got his pants stuck on the anchor. He pushed and pushed until his pants ripped he swum up to the side of the and got on the top.

Luckily he had a phone but it had one battery and it was soaking wet he quickly made a call to spider fish the super life guard. Spider fish dressed in a santa costume swam up to the boat as fast as lightning and lifted up the boat with his super strength then flew back to shore then it hit him he had left the old man out in the middle of the ocean...........

The old man with no hair wearing pantios on his head was still swimming around in the sea when there was a big splash. When it cleared again he saw a baby, he immediately recognised the face, it was the amazing baby flying to the moon on a mouse.

Your the amazing baby aren't you said the old man, yes said the baby get your mouse to fly us out of here said the old man, I can't said the baby the V8 engine just blew up. We will have to call spider fish then said the old man, they called for spider fish. Spider fish with his super hearing heard them, he shot off in their direction. When he found them he picked them up and shot off back to shore like a jet boat. At the moment we are doing arguments and online Narrative writing

This is a story I wrote

THE VERY FIRST ACTIVITY.

It was a quiet autumn morning and the sun was filtering through the window. The house was deserted, they were all out doing things, I was alone. With my heart in my mouth I crept up the attic stairs looking to continue the exploration that had been interrupted so suddenly yesterday. Gently opening the door I peered in, everything was still the same, no-one had been up. I breathed a sigh of relief and moved over to the rickety shelves in the corner. A beam of sunlight clawed its way through the high window and shone on the pile of old newspapers I had stacked up by the bottom shelves in an attempt to reach the thing on the top shelf. Some were scattered on the floor where they had skidded when I jumped and ran yesterday. I still didn't know what had made the noise! Gathering the newspapers and courage I gingerly climbed on to the stack - it shook more than a bit. Using the shelves like rungs I was just able to reach the object I had seen. Panic and exertion made my fingers tremble as they hooked at the hard dry surface. Pulling it off the shelf I skied down the newspaper stack and landed in a heap on the floor.The object landed solidly beside me.Looking down I saw it was a very old book with a crinkled and cracked cover. I picked it up and gingerly opened it to the first page. It was covered with dust.

And this is what I read ￼ I blew gently and these grim words of warning appeared, “any whom dare read the following shall forever unleash a terrible beast so powerful it will curse the world with its evil’’. O.K, I thought it’s probably part of the story I might as well read it down in my room, the dim light up here will be bad for my eyes. I closed the book and plodded over to the stairs, turned the light off and closed the door. I opened the door to my room and jumped onto my bed. I once again opened the cover, aged and crustier than a two week old fish in the Sahara Desert, and I turn to the second page ... ITS EMPTY !!! Stupid book, I thought to myself. Ahh! I look down at my hand the book had just given me a paper cut. My temper got the better of me, I threw the book across the room and it slamed into the wall. Suprisingly, it doesn’t make even a mark on the front cover. Weird I say to myself as my tummy gave a rumble, I better go and get some lunch, or it won’t be long until I cause the house to fall down.

“Come on you pathetic, tiny, useless, midget of a minion, we have work to do if we want that book”. “NO, NO, NO! I am not coming until I get my next dose of extra crunchy peanut butter that you promised me. “Think about it my minion, once we get that book and unleash the Beast we will rule the world and you can have all the peanut butter you want”. “No its extra crunchy peanut butter that I want why would I want normal when I can have extra crunchy”. “Who cares lets get moving”. Ah thats better the tank was full after my peanut butter sandwich. I decide to go up to my room and take one last look in that strange book, it might have some writing or something on one of the other pages. I ran up the stairs and into my room, went over to the place where I threw the book, picked it up and ran over to my bed. I slowly sat down on my bed, took a deep breath and opened the book to the third page. I stared down at yet another empty page. I decided to turn to the last page and at last a page with something on it. But what is it? Ah ha, some writing! “Whom ever finds this instrument will have the power to read what others can’t and he will also get a lucky moment when he will find ten dollars”. “My master I sense an almighty force”. “Ah yes it is bound to be the book, lead the way my minion soon we will rule”. “It is just below us my master in this building”. “Excellent! The time is right! Quick my minion break a hole in the roof and get inside”. So, this obviously means that if I find this instrument then I will be able to use it to read the book. Cool but where will I find this instrument? At that moment my eye crossed over my computer and I thought perfect Trade Me, here I come. “You idiot the book is not here all that is here is a heap of extra crunchy peanut butter and an old computer. You are absoluotely useless and whats worse is that it is getting dark so we are going to have to camp here!!!” “My master I have done something amazing that will make you take back all that you said. Do you know the instrument that we need to read the book? “Yes”. Well, I got the old computer working and guess what? I sold it for a grand total of $2.50. Just enough for another jar of extra crunchy peanut butter. Guess whats even better? I took the liberty of posting it to myself so it won’t be long before we get the money. I also sold the computer for $1.50”. Bingo that wierd instrument is on the way its amazing how I managed to buy an old computer and a weird instrument for $4, this is so cool! Soon I will be able to read that book. I decided to go to bed it had been a wierd day, I walked over to my bed jumped on and pulled the downy over me. “YOU WHAT! You have just sold any chance of us taking over the Earth and whats worse you sold it for just enough for a pot of peanut butter. You already have around one hundred pots in that shed”. Make that three I had a little bit of a nibble”. You actually managed to eat ninety-seven pots of extra crunchy peanut butter? When I catch you I am going to kick you so hard that you fly to the next century.” “I don’t see why you are going to have to catch me I am not going anywhere”. Umm, what should I do to day? The I remembered my computer was arriving today as well as that weird instrument. I got up and ran downstairs, there on the table was a big box. I grabbed the box and walked to the stairs, it was suprisingly heavy. After five minutes of stumbling up the stairs I finally pulled it into my room. I ran over to my book shelf and grabbed the book, and my penknife, and ran back to the box. My penknife penetrated into the weak box easily, it was like cutting wool, I grabbed the piece and pulled it off. Inside was the old computer but I could not see the instrument. I pulled the computer out and took another look and there it was. I slowly grabbed it just to make sure there was no trap, there was nothing. I pulled it out and put it on the floor and then opened the book. “Ha ha I’ve got you minion now to kick you to the next century”. I told you that it would not be hard to catch me but I have to be honest that was pathetic it took you two minutes to sneak up and catch me and I wasn’t even moving. I don’t see how you where going to catch the boy if it takes you two minutes to catch me standing still. Ahh, thats weird I’ve got to get rid of this book, it’s evil! I sprinted down the stairs and into the living room my heart was pounding at the information I had read about unleashing a beast that would rule the world. I stood in front of the flickering flames of the fire and slowly threw the book in. It seemed to fly forever then it crashed down, caught alight and then I could see it no more it was engulfed in the flame.

The Crystal Flame.

The flame burns on throughout the night, Leaping and springing along the trail of light, It turns a glance to see the crystal ready at a stance, They spin and rise until the sun comes up and then they finally extinguish.

By Hugh and Ryan By Hugh McCoshim

Here is another poem

Among The reeds I slip and slide through the reeds I am a creature made entirely of legs & beads Down a stream I go so fast Until I come to it’s end Down down I plunge Slowly falling through darkness Finally I break through Light fills my eyes And also horror I stop breathing And leave my soul behind Splat I’m dead By Hugh McCoshim

My hate burns deep from the terrible day, Gunshots where fired, Bodies fell with never ending screams, Blood rained from the sky, The devil was upon us, He brought despair, suffering and death My life had been spared others had not, We are at peace now, But my heart is not.

By Hugh McCoshim